Picture this scene if you will, late one night not so very long ago I am round a friends house, the house is deep in the country and quite old. I dim the lights and settle on the bean bag for a bit of late night Buffy. Hang on though; what’s that commotion behind me… the cat’s chasing something, never mind, (Buffy like kills some more Vampy badness!)… hang on again, what’s that that just ran down my naked arm and over my face…. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!

And the moral of this little tale? ‘Better to have huge monster spiders in the garden than in the living room!’

Maya x