sheldrake

Sadly I am not the secret Mrs Rufus Wainwright but if there were ever, in an awfully alternative universe, to be such a thing, and if by sheer bloody-minded weirdness, I were to be it, then of course I would allow you access to his cape-swishing-and-writhing activities (which are of course insanely fabulous, as we are lucky enough to know).

My God, was that all one sentence?

Thank you for continuing to be nice about my stories, Pouley, you are a treasure and my frail and withered ego thanks you. For one reason or another, I don't keep aphids or table slash on my website (come to think of it, I dunno why table slash isn't on there - it might as well be), but if you're really that desperate you can find them in my LJ Memories:

Table slash

Aphids 1

Aphids 2