sheldrake

Wednesday 20th, 1:45pm: Martha is on her way to the local Bodypart erasing specialist. She trips and falls. She is taken away to hospital.

Wednesday 20th, 9:30am: A 75 year old moose, Martha, awakes in her bed. She realises that she has booked an appointment on this day. She hurriedly gets ready only to remember that the appointment isn't for another 4 and a half hours. She cleans the house for a while, has a flick through her lifestyle magazines and makes a ham salad sandwich for lunch.

Friday 15th, 2:52pm: A moose makes an appointment to have her tear ducts removed at her local body-part erasers. She is fed up with shedding tears.

Wednesday 20th, 2:15pm: Magda, the head consultant at 'Body-part Erasers Inc.' telephones a customer. " ...I'm afraid we'll still be charging you for the appointment that you missed earlier today. I'm very sorry but it is our policy. Thank you and goodbye".

Tuesday 12th, 10:44am: a plane with a family of mooses on it crashes into the Pacific ocean

Wednesday 20th 1:45pm - one year previous: Magda, a moose, is on the telephone to her friend Martha. She is at her place of work, Body-part Erasers Inc.. After some indecipherable words from Martha, Magda says: "I'm so sorry, Martha, I forgot you were booked in for today."? Martha replies: "Oh Mags, don't worry. I've decided to not go ahead with it after all. I'd rather leave them intact".