Well, the dull explanation to 1 is here. It's, sadly, not remotely related to 7, which was all in the name of Art. And 6 was due to (I thought at the time) an outrageous display of violent homophobia. Several years later I realised it had more to do with a certain inebriated friend of mine who was under the mistaken impression that it was appropriate to reveal his genitals in the middle of the dancefloor. I'm still not sure what it had to do with me though. Anyway, the club burnt down later that night.