sheldrake

Brain has gone on extended holiday apparently. I didn't know it well, but still, I'll miss it.

( People I would like to, um... send off to a nice little island where they can have fun on their own and stop bothering us decent people )

My nice teapot has unfortunately started making tea that tastes of fish. Well, I'm not sure if it's the teapot or the tea I'm putting in it. Will have to experiment to find out.

I'm paying to write this crap, because we've run out of free internet hours, due to my flatmate squandering them in gay chat rooms. He should have used them wisely, like me... No, don't look at me like that.

Actually, I've forgotten what I was going to say next.