Now look here!

You must all stop being so clever and interesting. I simply don't have time for that sort of thing. For instance, here is almostnever being clever and interesting about the whys and wherefores of RPF, and here is msilverstar being interesting and clever about, ooh, all kinds of things!

You must all start being more boring and dull-witted.

I have acquired a cold. I am blaming it for the stuffed up nature of my brain.