sheldrake

I have written 6,270 words of Nano, which is way behind, but I did write about half of that today. It is incredibly ridiculous and I'm enjoying it very much, and because (as I may have mentioned before) I hate you, I'm going to start posting it here. Under a cut, naturally. I don't hate you that much.

The Very Terrible and Cruel Imprisonment of Hieronymous, a Musical Genius and Celebrated Adventurer

( Part One -- My name is Hieronymous. They call me Ron for short, but I wouldn't advise you to. Hieronymous is my name. Ron is not. )