Cheesed; to cheese; cheesing; chose.

posted by (anonymous) at 10:09pm on 26/10/2006
I had a Sherlock Holmes phase and took to sending people postcards written in the manner of. It is a shame he didnt actually wear a deerstalker, as I have one of those and wear it in fields.
Sayer has cheese all wrong; she just didnt get out enough. American cheese is appalling tasteless rubberised fat coloured like puppy diarrhea, or translucent white and as insipid. Australian cheese is so sharp it burns a hole in your hard palate and steals your car while you are weeping. UK cheese flirts with aggression but twitches curtains instead.

Is it compulsory to like oneself? Who invented that rule??

poule x
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