Assorted rants
Brain has gone on extended holiday apparently. I didn't know it well, but still, I'll miss it.
My editor. Nominated for his utter stupidity and his continued championing of Prince Charles's absurd comment, "Farmers are more victimised than blacks and gays," in today's piece ofilliterate rubbish editorial.
Richard Madely who today beat his own record of stupidity by equating all asylum seekers with terrorists (and that was just in his opening sentence). Well done there, Richard!
Ann Widdecombe who apparently lives in a world where, if you're being persecuted by your government, you can just pop down to the post office and fill in some forms:
'Hello, I'm being oppressed by, um... you.'
'Oh how terrible. You should really apply for asylum, you know. I hear Britain's very nice.'
'Thanks, you've been most helpful, for a dictatorship.'
Grrrrr...
My nice teapot has unfortunately started making tea that tastes of fish. Well, I'm not sure if it's the teapot or the tea I'm putting in it. Will have to experiment to find out.
I'm paying to write this crap, because we've run out of free internet hours, due to my flatmate squandering them in gay chat rooms. He should have used them wisely, like me... No, don't look at me like that.
Actually, I've forgotten what I was going to say next.
My editor. Nominated for his utter stupidity and his continued championing of Prince Charles's absurd comment, "Farmers are more victimised than blacks and gays," in today's piece of
Richard Madely who today beat his own record of stupidity by equating all asylum seekers with terrorists (and that was just in his opening sentence). Well done there, Richard!
Ann Widdecombe who apparently lives in a world where, if you're being persecuted by your government, you can just pop down to the post office and fill in some forms:
'Hello, I'm being oppressed by, um... you.'
'Oh how terrible. You should really apply for asylum, you know. I hear Britain's very nice.'
'Thanks, you've been most helpful, for a dictatorship.'
Grrrrr...
My nice teapot has unfortunately started making tea that tastes of fish. Well, I'm not sure if it's the teapot or the tea I'm putting in it. Will have to experiment to find out.
I'm paying to write this crap, because we've run out of free internet hours, due to my flatmate squandering them in gay chat rooms. He should have used them wisely, like me... No, don't look at me like that.
Actually, I've forgotten what I was going to say next.