So, I'm buying Sneak magazine for the youngest member of my household and the front page is screaming 'Orlando Shows Us His Secret Tattoo!'. Ok, I think, that will interest certain people I know, what can this secret tattoo be........ rummage through said magazine, stopping but briefly to peruse the scrummy Justin poster spesh, in search of tatt news only to reach page 17 and find...... it's that little bit of Elvish on his wrist.Excuse me, but how is that secret???? Doesn't *everybody* in the whole world know about that? Now, I feel cheated!