sheldrake

I'm not sure quite how I feel about this:

What do the LOTR men think of you? by ladyearwentari
Name (LJ or Real)
Viggo said your	down to earth
Orlando says the sex was	painful, you kept whipping him *g*
Elijah imagined	naked
Sean B could not	find handcuffs to put them on you
Karl freaked out when	he saw your big ass
Dom thinks you look	he couldn't find words to describe how beautiful you looked
Billy noticed	that you're hella short
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Let's see. Viggo: I'm worried about your grasp of punctuation, or should I say lack of it? Once again, 'your' denotes possession. It's you're down to earth -- 'you are'. Understand now?

Orlando. I think we should discuss this in private.

Eljah. You imagined naked. What? I don't understand. You imagined the concept of nakedness? Stop spending so much time with Viggo.

Sean: Hm. Perhaps you should spend some more time with Orlando.

Karl: Really. There's no need for rudeness! What did I ever do to you to deserve that sort of personal remark? I don't even slash you, for god's sake!

Dom: You have a great sense of tact. Well done. Karl could learn from you. Karl -- go and learn from Dom.

Billy: Once again with the rudeness! You're not exactly Tally McTall yourself, if you've noticed. Stop spending so much time with Karl. I think some extra coaching with Dom is in order for you too. Go in and see him when he's finished with Karl, please.


Right. That's that sorted. What's next?