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If you call me sheldrake, you are from somewhere just about here.
If you call me [insert real name here] you are probably from a little way over there.
And if you call me Susan, you've mistaken me for someone else.
Today's mission: to find something I could wear to both a hen night and a funeral. Not entirely successful, rather predictably, but I do have a newly intimate knowledge of just exactly how flabby my thighs are.
Ho hum.
If you call me [insert real name here] you are probably from a little way over there.
And if you call me Susan, you've mistaken me for someone else.
Today's mission: to find something I could wear to both a hen night and a funeral. Not entirely successful, rather predictably, but I do have a newly intimate knowledge of just exactly how flabby my thighs are.
Ho hum.
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