Here I am again, posting when I've got a large backlog of emails and comments to answer, and posts to comment on. I would like you to know that I currently have 32 tabs open in Firefox. These include:
LJ community posts to read or comment on: 3
Knitting patterns/help: 3
Googles searches on ancient Assyrian artworks: 1
Stuff about broadband: 2
Fic to read: 6
Friends' posts to read or comment on: 15
LJ Friends Page: 1
Other people's picspam: 1
Picture of monkey: 1
I am aware that this appears to add up to 33.
Privileged people on my Friends List whose posts currently await my attention include the following: (in alphabetical order):
birdgerhl,
cherrysher,
ineke,
izzles,
kitchencynic,
lobelia321,
lugna_vatten,
pandarus,
thamiris,
sparcck,
zarah5.
Here is the picture of the monkey. I was inspired by
the_oscar_cat to make him out of socks.

As you can see, he is about as cross-eyed as it is possible for a monkey to be. Behind him is my Friends Page, at the top of which is a post by
ashkitty. My dog monkey has no nose name. Any suggestions gratefully accepted.
This is a weird post, isn't it?
ps. I am bad and have bought an iPod off eBay, and it is pink, and I don't care, because I wanted a pink iPod and now I am going to have one. Ha!
LJ community posts to read or comment on: 3
Knitting patterns/help: 3
Googles searches on ancient Assyrian artworks: 1
Stuff about broadband: 2
Fic to read: 6
Friends' posts to read or comment on: 15
LJ Friends Page: 1
Other people's picspam: 1
Picture of monkey: 1
I am aware that this appears to add up to 33.
Privileged people on my Friends List whose posts currently await my attention include the following: (in alphabetical order):
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Here is the picture of the monkey. I was inspired by
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As you can see, he is about as cross-eyed as it is possible for a monkey to be. Behind him is my Friends Page, at the top of which is a post by
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This is a weird post, isn't it?
ps. I am bad and have bought an iPod off eBay, and it is pink, and I don't care, because I wanted a pink iPod and now I am going to have one. Ha!
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How about Stanley, Albert, Ted, Oswald, Clarence [because of cross-eyes], Graham?
I rather like Graham, meself.
Hi, Duckie! Hi! He's lovely, by the way. :)
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oh, cute monkey!
...and a pink i-pod! *is jealous*
b.x :)
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Fly My Duck
by Andrew Lux
We must accept the duck as a bag.
The plastic is a new feather.
Fly my duck. Today I carry my
duck to the end of the narrative.
We jump from the conflict into resolution.
I twist his neck and he just pours out
of himself a hundred gold eggs.
I can use him as a bag to carry the eggs.
Cheater. You will never accept this duck
because I never will. If the duck could
speak it would say the feather tastes like
a swollen foot. The duck offers its body
as a bag, the way any god-fearing duck
of western climes would do.
[at http://www.livejournal.com/community/breathe_poetry/109166.html]
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How about calling him... Wubble? :D
Hmm.
As for the Ipod - well why the hell not? Pink is even better. Well done.
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Your sockmonkey is the CUTEST monkey omg. How about Spencer? Or Burlington XD
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*wanders off, scratching nose*
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Chiel
I didn't want to insult you sock puppet though I'm sure it's a lot smarter than Chiel is and more friendly and human too. As for spending money on the I pod I have to say I don't agree with the general consensus it was a wise investment. The next time you have some money left I would suggest considering the Tonde appreciation fund.
Tonde
Re: Chiel
poule x
ps; pink ipod =v exotic
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yes! A sur la branche moment!
urrm...JC.....I LOVE your hair that way!
poule x