Public Service Announcement

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The management would like to apologise for the recent drop in standards on this journal. This is due to cutbacks: our former policy, "Never do anything now if it can be put off until later", was, perhaps inadvisably, cut back to "Never do anything".

We at 'sheldrake' would like to assure our readers that everything possible is being done to remedy the situation. We apologise once again for any inconvenience caused.

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[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Above notification received with thanks. Kindly contact our Customer Services Centre if you require any further assistance. Our Restoring-Lost-Clauses officer will be particularly pleased to be at your service.

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

We at Sheldrake would answer this in kind, but our collective hive brain has died of neglect.