I heart spam

[tadorna]

We all went for a nice Easter Sunday walk this morning. The esturay wind was whippy and fine, and the sun shone. I am very unfit.

This evening I have been feeling: a bit discouraged about writing and life. Not looking forward to stupid family thing tomorrow, at all. Thumb hurty! I shut it in a door!!

I just ate leftover Chinese food. It's midnight. That's not right.

I received some wonderful nonsense-word spam today. Some of it sounds like the titles of novels that haven't been written yet. If you're looking for a good title, feel free to nick one of these:

• Illuminating the Rebellious


• Gifted But Fundamentalist


• With Feathery Degeneration


• Inconsistently Indiscreet Garland


• This Consecration of Hearts


• Parliament Rowdiness


• Disobedient as Dairy Baseball


• A Sanitary Napkin as an Incarnation


• Family Doctor and Bluebell: a Satire


• Afterwards a Jet Setter


• Immobile or Smoker


• Centennial on Froth


• Womankind Hijacking Bile

That is all: goodnight!

Comments

[dandywalker.livejournal.com]

Wow, no one has replied to your post! That must be a first, surely?! How was the family thing? Relatively pain free, I hope.

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Please do not draw attention to my startling new lack of popularity...

Family thing was indeed pain free - the sources of pain decided not to turn up, ha!

[yellow-oranges.livejournal.com]

I love titles-that-never-were! I have my own list started:
Early Days at Silverleaf
Bent Sequins
The Spiral Perspective

These phrases occurred in everyday conversation.

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Yours are great! Just think, if we could write the books to go with them, we'd have a whole library by now!

[shirecreature.livejournal.com]

Leftover Chinese food is the best, better than leftover pizza, or leftover, spaghetti.

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, so true! :)