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[tadorna]

Prominent figures in society need to stop having affairs with their secretaries. It's so boring. Here are some suggestions for people they could have affairs with instead:

• The postman


• The vet


• The dinner lady at the cafeteria who saves them extra roast potatoes


• A man they met on the bus, who sympathised with them about the rudeness of the driver


• The girl in the corner shop


• Tony Blair