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[tadorna]

Prominent figures in society need to stop having affairs with their secretaries. It's so boring. Here are some suggestions for people they could have affairs with instead:

• The postman


• The vet


• The dinner lady at the cafeteria who saves them extra roast potatoes


• A man they met on the bus, who sympathised with them about the rudeness of the driver


• The girl in the corner shop


• Tony Blair

Comments

[lazulus]

That's pretty much what I thought, although not in such detail and without the suggestions.

Extra-marital affairs with your secretary are just so passe darlink.

Also, how could she fuck Prescott?

*flinches in horror*

[clara-posts.livejournal.com]

Also, how could she fuck Prescott?

That is, I believe, the million dollar question ;oP

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Also, how could she fuck Prescott?

I know. The very idea sets my teeth on edge.

[birdgerhl.livejournal.com]

teehee. i have to say, i did think, "for ffs, how tawdry and predictable" when i heard it on the news.

b.x :)

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Politicians: no imagination. ;)

[tvillingar.livejournal.com]

I really have no idea who you're talking about but I agree with the principal of choosing someone else than one's secretary.

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Our deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott - here's the story, where you can see a picture of his lovely, lovely face.

[shirecreature.livejournal.com]

I'm NOT sleeping with Tony Blair and you can't make me

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Oh all right. You can sleep with your secretary. Don't say I never do nothing for you.

[shirecreature.livejournal.com]

I AM my secretary!

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't be too much of a problem then!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Alan Hansen.

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Good suggestion.

*adds it to the blackboard*

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

i somehow don't see tony blair taking a bus ...

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Ah, but...

Ok, no.

[natika.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know she was his secretary! I got as far as "John Prescott" and "affair" and had to find something else to do for the sake of my sanity!

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Very wise...

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't think you'd have time for all that when you're running the country, would you?

*looks at country*

Oh.

how can he even FIND his penis?

[(Anonymous)]

Surely it is hidden under his large belly which would also hinder its movement and his, like turkeys with their overbred pectorals....or maybe he can w*nk himself with no hands, like horses do..... in which case she must be attached to it in very specific ways, or not at all... maybe she just dresses up and spanks him....
We should be told.

poule x

Re: how can he even FIND his penis?

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Poule, for putting those images in my head before 8:00 in the morning.

Re: how can he even FIND his penis?

[(Anonymous)]

ah, no sense in wasting time!

Poule x

Dr. Who related...

[galactic-jack.livejournal.com]

This (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436992/board/nest/41952808) (from IMDB) was funny, thought ya might have a giggle. I liked the 3rd response (from neo_mp5). ha!