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[tadorna]

Prominent figures in society need to stop having affairs with their secretaries. It's so boring. Here are some suggestions for people they could have affairs with instead:

• The postman


• The vet


• The dinner lady at the cafeteria who saves them extra roast potatoes


• A man they met on the bus, who sympathised with them about the rudeness of the driver


• The girl in the corner shop


• Tony Blair

Comments

[lazulus]

That's pretty much what I thought, although not in such detail and without the suggestions.

Extra-marital affairs with your secretary are just so passe darlink.

Also, how could she fuck Prescott?

*flinches in horror*

[clara-posts.livejournal.com]

Also, how could she fuck Prescott?

That is, I believe, the million dollar question ;oP

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Also, how could she fuck Prescott?

I know. The very idea sets my teeth on edge.