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[tadorna]

Prominent figures in society need to stop having affairs with their secretaries. It's so boring. Here are some suggestions for people they could have affairs with instead:

• The postman


• The vet


• The dinner lady at the cafeteria who saves them extra roast potatoes


• A man they met on the bus, who sympathised with them about the rudeness of the driver


• The girl in the corner shop


• Tony Blair

Comments

[natika.livejournal.com]

I didn't even know she was his secretary! I got as far as "John Prescott" and "affair" and had to find something else to do for the sake of my sanity!

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Very wise...