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lobelia321 has written bacteria slash!!!

*dies again*

The fabulous new Lotrips genres that will soon be all the rage!

Domliger - Clawfic. Elijah wakes up and finds he's turned into one of those animals that's a cross between a lion and a tiger. Dominic must keep him out of the zoo!

Swigorli - Rather dull domesticfic in which Viggo and Orlando decide to share a bottle of wine. But they've forgotten the glasses.

Doorlijah - Dominic wakes up and discovers he's turned into a door. Orlando and Elijah compete for his attention by buying him shiny brass knockers, new letterboxes, sexy doormats with Welcome written on them, etc etc.

Beenorli - Humorous deathfic in which Sean Bean dies, but comes back as a ghost and haunts Orlando's apartment. Hilarious event ensue as Orlando tries to hide his phantom houseguest from the neighbours!

Monorailboyd - Dominic wakes up and finds he's developed the ability to take on passengers and travel at high speeds on a single rail way up above the city. Billy is quite turned on by this.

Plus:

Vicarfic - In which one of the cast becomes vicar of a small parish in Dorset. Stories revolve around the events of village life such as the church fete, cricket matches on the green, and getting plastered on communion wine and shagging the organist in the vestry.

Kitchen Sink Drama - Angst. One of the hobbit actors suddenly morphs into the kind of inanimate household object one finds under the kitchen sink, such as a dustpan and brush, or a bottle of bleach. Nobody notices.

Title: Dispersion
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Dominic Monaghan
Rating: PG-13
Summary: All the colours mixed together make white
Disclaimer: This entirely fictional; no claims made, no money made.
Notes: Inspired by the recent colour challenges at contrelamontre. Many, many thanks to the wonderful hjartad, lobelia321 and shrinetolust for the betas.

( Dispersion )