sheldrake

I really like this "ten things wot people have done" meme. Mainly because, unlike quite a lot of these things, it's interesting to write and read. I'm thrilled and enthralled and enchanted by all the exciting things I've learnt about you people. So here's mine:

In no particular order, some things I've done that I flatter myself are, while nowhere near unique, at least approaching the unusual.

1. Seriously pissed off a priest during Mass at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris.

2. Crocheted out of a upstairs window until it reached the pavement below.

3. Accidentally swallowed some home-made honey-flavoured chewing gum at the home of a Greek family who lived across the street.

4. Watched my two-year-old brother get hit by a car, and as a result had to borrow huge flowery knickers from 'Auntie' Eileen next door.

5. Had a serious conversation with workmates concerning whether our emplowers were smuggling diamonds from Benin.

6. Got hit over the head by a nightclub bouncer.

7. Rubbed some baby clothes around in the dust of a decaying church.

8. Er.. ate chalk?

9. Realised had run out of interesting things to put in list.

10. Just one more ... um ... spent much of childhood in approximation of Edwardian dress. [note to self: poss. why had no friends?]

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Later, congregizzles!