sheldrake

I hear that Joan Collins said that David Cameron had a "face like a pudding." This annoys me no end, because I said ages ago that Charles Kennedy looked like an undercooked currant bun, and I stand by that.

I got tagged for this fascinating meme by the equally fascinating sophrosyne31: write five alternate versions of your life. It was very interesting to do, because I found I had no idea what was going to happen in my lives until I wrote them, and sometimes they went off in rather unusual directions. I'm afraid some are very silly and others are ridiculously melodromatic. Fun, though. I tag anyone who wants to do it, as I'd be interested to read any of them. (yeah, yeah, copout).

( Five lives that never happened to sheldrake )