sheldrake

In a valiant attempt to destroy any last lingering shreds of popularity that I might actually possess, I have been writing poetry. Even better, fannish poetry! Here's a loathsome little Lotrips dirge which has been languishing on my hard drive these past several centuries. I decided to finish it because I hate you all.

Title: Drinking in LA
Author: Me
Fandom: Lotrips
Pairing: Dom/Elijah
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Complete rubbish
Warnings: Complete rubbish

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Now, if that hasn't actually killed you, I shall continue. Over the past year, I have been working my way very slowly through Stephen Fry's The Ode Less Travelled, which is a lovely guide to proper poetry what scans and shit. This is my very, very poor attempt at a sestina. It is, as I may have mentioned, very poor, but it is a sestina. This may not really be reason enough to inflict it upon you, but I don't actually care.

Title: Jackie Tyler's Sestina
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I own nothing
Warnings: It's as embarrassing as you're afraid it will be.

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Um. I do realise that it's not generally considered a good idea to post one's work along with all sorts of protestations about how terrible it is, but... there we are.