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sheldrake ([personal profile] tadorna) wrote2008-07-08 12:45 am
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A post about nothing at all!



... under the cut I begin to dissolve, my elbows are turning to foam...

RAMBLE BEGIN

Tonight I watched a programme called Grumpy Old Women, which is basically famous-ish women who have reached the fuzzily-defined period of life what is called middle-age, sitting on sofas and going "Ooh, we're getting old now, aren't we? Look at all these old people things we're doing. Collecting string, muttering, I don't know..." I hadn't seen this programme before. From it I gleaned that Sheila Hancock is ace. And that I still really can't stand Janet Street-Porter.

It also occurred to me that I actually do all the things they mentioned, and I'm only 33. (The only difference being that they were all horrified at the idea of knitting, whereas I am currently making good progress on Mrs Darcy). But the thing is... I have been doing these things for years. I was, in fact, born a grumpy old woman.

And what is wrong with saving carrier bags, anyway? It's sensible! It's sensible to recycle yoghurt pots. It's sensible not to waste food.

On the other hand! I did spend part of Saturday night dancing slowly around the room while wearing a preposterous number of hats, as a small crowd cheered me on. So that's something, I suppose. (It really was an excellent party. I'm glad I wasn't in one of my self-loathing hermit moods, because I would have missed [livejournal.com profile] curiousworld putting a colander on his head, strapping a camping stove to it, strapping a saucepan on top of that, and using his head to make popcorn. And that would have been a crime!)

ps. [livejournal.com profile] galactic_jack, has the permanent market come off yet? Mine has faded to barely-there several-weeks-old bruise strength. What did I write on you, anyway?

***

I am trying to be more positive. You know, because I don't want to wake up one day and find that "NO GO TO WORK I DUN LIEK IT!!" is the only thing I can remember how to say. SO:

There are some bits of some days when I don't hate work that much.
My friends are most excellent. It's like, do you ever get stuck talking to a dull or obnoxious person at a party or something, and you can't get away, and you just want to gnaw your own legs off, and that's when you realise: MY FRIENDS ARE AWESOME. THAT IS WHY THEY ARE MY FRIENDS! (Just a general observation, this -- there were of course no dull or obnoxious people at [livejournal.com profile] curiousworld's party.)
A week off in two weeks!
I have accidentally started a small knitting club. The folk of Ipswich are flocking to join. There may be as many as five of us soon!
The choir I wanted to join finally got back to me after all these months, so hopefully I'll be able to join in September.
I bought an external hard drive. :) But I have to walk to the post office to get it :( -- NO! POSITIVE!
I am reading Gaudy Night. Amongst other things.
I had one of the good types of hangover on Sunday. The type which is mainly characterised by bizarre sentimentality. I watched a programme in which David Dimbleby drives around Britain in a 4x4 looking at daffodils in the Lake District and explaining that Wordsworth was quite fond of them. I teared up at the sight of Flatford Mill. I sobbed at the Brontes' Yorkshire moors. Even the bloody Fens gave me a lump in my throat, and I can't even remember what they had to do with anything! Anyway, it was a fun way to spend Sunday morning, and then I watched the tennis.

RAMBLE END

ps. can somebody buy me a lolcat?
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[personal profile] lazulus 2008-07-08 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
I used to save carrier bags but now I always carry a cloth bag around so I don't really have any plastic bags any more. Now, that's really sad. ;)

I like this positive thinking, Miss Duck. Can you give me some lessons, plz?

[identity profile] galactic-jack.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
I have a cloth carrier too! It's not sad!

But then again, when it comes to checkout time and the cashier in the Co-op says "would like like a carrier bag", I say: "ah, but no, I have this handy re-usable cloth bag, see?", and hold it up and wave it. She then looks at me like I have shit on my face. So maybe it is sad.

Hope you're well, sexpot.
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[personal profile] lazulus 2008-07-08 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I always get a smile and a 'good girl' look from cashiers at the supermarket - must be you, babe. ;)

I am knackered, Craig! *snores* Work is very tiring and I am feeling me age. Tragic!

[identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It might be the Co-op. I have a theory about them pumping out misery through the air conditioning in their stores.

[identity profile] galactic-jack.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, every time I'm in the Co-op I hear an ominous "he didn't get outta the cock-a-doodie car!" and "I'm your no.1 fan!!".

[identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com 2008-07-09 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Aha! A most amusing misunderstanding!

[identity profile] galactic-jack.livejournal.com 2008-07-09 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, you're sarky aint ya.

Ya aint that old, love!

[identity profile] galactic-jack.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, hope you get to rest up at the weekend! x

[identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com 2008-07-08 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I carry a plastic tesco's bag for life around with me, although I really ought to get a cloth one, seeing as how the plastic one is looking a bit manky. Occasionally I have to top up my supply of proper carrier bags though, because they're handy for stuff.

Positive thinking. Well, I'm not actually very good at it. I am quite attached to moaning about everything. I just thought I'd give it a go because I suspected the constant moaning was starting to make me feel worse...
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[personal profile] lazulus 2008-07-09 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
I think that if you practice at positive thinking then it gets easier and comes more naturally. Well, that's what I've been told! And I think you may be right that constant moaning just makes everything seem shit, I tend towards that myself and recognise the effect.