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posted by [personal profile] tadorna at 10:43pm on 18/02/2011 under
Oh hi, hello, I've had some wine. (Blah blah, sorry I never post or communicate etc, cool, that's got that out of the way).

Ok, so. Here is that meme with the thing and the stuff. Hang on, let me find it.

Oh, here we are:

Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Upon request, I will post a random line from any of these. Assuming that the file adds up to a full line, that is.

Many of these are a) dead as a doornail, b) containers of very few words, and c) ancient.



Waiting for Bob
maps
mcgregor
The Least Important Man
Civil Ceremonies
Coldhaven
Commercial Road
cruel
DIR WIP
dom is water
dom@farmersguide
DYSTOPIA
janeaustenparody
madbrit
meaningless
Neville
nippy
old orlando
Paperboys
Rejuvenation
Reynolds and Barber
rose
rushes
Scale
Someone
superheroes
taxidermy
The Many Trials of Carson Beckett
The Two of Us
time
xmasfic
undead
remaking the world
Before I Wake
coffee

***



a long time dead
easter street
Angela in Wonderland
Anglo Saxon story
aphids 3
cat o nine tales
explaining time
Felix
Fighting
Gloves
graeme the vampire
H2O
house dream
Inviting the Witch
Ipswich Passion
jeff and his spaceship
K
lake koona
Least Haunted
Looking Back
Magpie
Memoirs
On Not Being Dylan Thomas
On the Roof
random voices
school
Sixpence
Sugar Monster
Summer, by the Sea
The Centre
The End of the Ice
The Frost fair
The Garden of Dead Princes
the laws of physics
The Night
The Post Office
The Reviewer
The Things You Remember
The Trouble With Ghosts
Wrong Sarah

Well, it amused my drunken self, anyway.
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posted by [personal profile] lazulus at 10:52pm on 18/02/2011
janeaustenparody!!! The Garden of Dead Princes!!!

Also... HI! I am all itchy, Ducks. 'Tis tragic!
 
posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 11:02pm on 18/02/2011
Oh yes, your poor itchy disease. :( Oh dear. Nothing helping at all?
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posted by [personal profile] lazulus at 11:13pm on 18/02/2011
Well, I confess I caved and went to the doctor who gave me a week's course of steroids. So far it's less itchy and slightly less angry looking so I am hopeful it'll sort it out. I am pretty sure it's caused by a milk allergy so I am totally off milk products for the foreseeable future. Hopefully, though, once it's sorted I can go back to my once in a while milk consumption without it flaring up. Annoying though.
 
posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 11:18pm on 18/02/2011
How infuriating. :( Well, fingers crossed the drugs do work.
 
posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 10:24am on 19/02/2011
Oh yes, I was supposed to post lines wasn't I? This is the only line I managed in janeasutenparody before I got tired:

Having lived all her existence in such a favoured position that all the pleasant things in life: wealth, good looks, accomplishment and cheerful companions, were within her easy grasp, perhaps it was not so very wonderful that Miss Liv Tyler considered love (followed in due course by a long-lived and blessed union) would be quite as easily come by for her friends’ happiness as well as for her own.

This is from The Garden of Dead Princes. Stretching the definition of 'line' because there doesn't seem much point posting one sentence.

I am a dead man. Oh yes, I know I state the obvious. My body lies in the church, as stiff as ancient leather, cracked and blackened by the years. As cold and as miserable as the briney ocean, washing over your feet, sucking the soft sand out from under you as it recedes. All must know, at least any who care to notice, that I am a dead man.

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posted by [personal profile] lazulus at 08:32am on 02/03/2011
I thoroughly enjoyed all the snippets! The Garden of Dead Princes ones are especially atmospheric, I thought. :)
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posted by [identity profile] lapin-agile.livejournal.com at 10:18pm on 19/02/2011
Oh, dear. Itchy is not nice.
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posted by [personal profile] lazulus at 08:30am on 02/03/2011
Hi! I obviously hallucinated replying to this!! Anyway... Itching cleared up so now have no excuse for crabbiness! :)
 
posted by [identity profile] lebannen.livejournal.com at 11:58pm on 18/02/2011
hello. you post and communicate a lot more than me.

I am always interested in maps, if you have anything to say about them, and like [livejournal.com profile] lazlet am intrigued by The Garden of Dead Princes.

my wip file consists of a lot of sparkly bracelets that haven't quite had the fastenings sorted out, and a needlepoint pencil case with one corner still blank, so I will not be posting anything about them.
 
posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 10:30am on 19/02/2011
Hello! :D

Haha, I've just realised that 'maps' was something I was posting to an anon meme quite recently. Oh well. *blows anonymity*

The lines -- the roads -- had become very clear in front of him, now. It was a relief to be able to stop trying to look past them -- as though he'd been given permission to stop fighting. "There's a thicker curving one in the middle -- going up. Vertical. That one's yellow. And then two more verticals to the left... snakey. Green dashes."

And more from The Garden of Dead Princes:

Flowers. She makes flowers out of her threads of silk and silver and gold. She cuts the threads with her teeth, and dampens the ends of them with the spit in her mouth. She always does flowers, because she always liked flowers, even when she was wicked.

(Seems appropriate, given your wip file).
 
posted by [identity profile] almostnever.livejournal.com at 05:18am on 19/02/2011
The Many Trials of Carson Beckett? The Trouble with Ghosts?

Hi! :D
 
posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 10:42am on 19/02/2011
HI! :) Here you go then:

Graeme, well... perhaps they weren't very nice to Graeme. But he was very embarrassing. They sat in Carson's room (they were collaborating on a space invaders game for his Commodore 64), and Paul rolled his eyes.

"I don't know what he was thinking! Tracey MacAllister? I don't
think so."

and...

A community of ten or twelve ghosts can subsist quite happily for a month on one Big Mac meal. Longer if they go large. They cut the burger and fries into tiny fragments that they keep in the freezer, defrosting them by microwave as needed.

Ghost dinner parties are never a great success.
 
posted by [identity profile] almostnever.livejournal.com at 11:39am on 28/02/2011
Ghost dinner parties! Delightful.
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posted by [personal profile] marginaliana at 03:40pm on 19/02/2011
Now that maps is revealed as that meme fic I am obsessed with (MOAR MOAR MOAR), I have to admit to some interest in Waiting for Bob just based on the title.
 
posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 05:45pm on 19/02/2011
Haha, well ok - I haven't 100% totally definitely abandoned it. Yet.

I have to admit to some interest in Waiting for Bob just based on the title.

I couldn't remember for the life of me what this was until I opened a file, and then I realised it was a cheery fic about death. Here is most of it:

The floral tributes attract insects, spread out on the paving stones in their bright yellows, their purples and blues.

"Ah," somebody says. "He would have liked the bees."

"I'm pretty sure they're hoverflies, actually."

Charlie is looking at the flowers, but he knew David was going to say that. The words existed, and they needed to come out, to be in the air.
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posted by [personal profile] marginaliana at 04:26pm on 21/02/2011
For some reason (I have no idea if you were ever even in bandom) I had half-conceptualized Waiting for Bob as a My Chemical Romance fic, which made Charlie and David a bit of a surprise. I'm successfully intrigued by the snippet, though.

Maps is, um, yeah. *wants*
 
posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 09:54am on 21/03/2011
Haha - no I wasn't in bandom, but I can see why you'd have thought that. :)

Maps, er... I have written a handful more words, but you can see from the lateness of this reply how great I am at getting round to things right now...
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posted by [identity profile] lapin-agile.livejournal.com at 10:17pm on 19/02/2011
Oooh. May I have some of the Anglo Saxon story and some of 'Cat o Nine Tails', please?

But really, I also want 'Ipswich Passion'. And 'Frost Faire'. Um. And some of everything, but I'll stop.

;)
 
posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 11:58am on 20/02/2011
Hey you! You can have whatever you darn well want. I just wish some of these things lived up to a millionth part of the promise in their titles...

Anglo Saxon story:

The boy has been down at the smiths’ workshop every day for a week now. The women of the house cluck softly like hen-birds when they see him slip out and away into the village, dark and quiet as a shadow. Gunhild winds a piece of fine gold thread around and around her forefinger, hovers distractedly at the un-shuttered window.

“It worries me, Emma,” she says, and crosses the floor, back to her stool and her work. “He seems to me neither a child, nor yet a man. He is like some wraith haunting us all.”


cat o nine tales

"Did you enjoy that story, Medley?" asks Hieronymous. His eyes gleam greenly as he stares with a wisful air into the corner. Not the same corner as before. A different corner.

"Yes, sir," says Medley. "May I say that I found it both haunting and instructive?"

"You may," says Hieronymous generously.

"Then, sir, I found it both haunting and instructive."


Ipswich Passion

So there was twelve of us, right, there was me (I'm Andy), there was Simon (my bruv, we call him Pete cos we get him confused with other Simon), there was Jamie, John, Phil, Bart, Tom, other James, Matt, other Simon, and the one they call Judy, heh. And him of course. So thirteen, altogether. Big group, I s'pose. We didn't always get into pubs. Bouncers tend to think you're gonna cause trouble. Which we weren't! Not like they thought, anyway.

The Frost Fair

The cold was bitter and it had teeth. It wasn’t snowing any longer, but the remains of the last fall still lay heavily about, furring windowsills and heaping in drifts against the walls of houses. It had mixed with the dirt and mire of the roads and frozen darkly into the ruts left behind by carts and carriages. Horses slipped on it and stumbled, blowing white steam into air that felt sharp enough to cut. On the south side of the river, the people of Southwark and the Borough, those who had a bit of coal, hurried home to thaw numb feet in front of fires, while on the north side, in Billingsgate, the fish-scales lay glittering like diamonds, like a thousand icy stars, on the ground.
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posted by [identity profile] lapin-agile.livejournal.com at 03:36am on 21/02/2011
Awesome!

Ipswich Passion cracks me up.

And Frost Faire is suitably atmospheric. You won my heart with Billingsgate and the icy fish-scales! I'd love to see more of that one.

And the Anglo Saxon story--haunting boys like wraiths!!

I couldn't place the cat o nine tails story, though. Is it original or based on something I should know. It made me think of Jeanette Winterson a bit, but I like it better.
 
posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 09:53am on 21/03/2011
Old comment reply alert...

Thank you! :)

The cat o nine tails thing was an attempt at doing NaNo one year. It's the story of a cat who lives in a cage, plays the saxophone, and is friends with an ex-military rat. They tell each other stories. It was basically me trying to use the frame story device to get through the month. Didn't work.

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