sheldrake

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I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it that night outside of Chicago when I saw you ignore my best friend. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of cocaine abuse.

Your everlasting enemy,

sheldrake

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Fantastically interesting as long as you're me! Not unlike most memes really.

Hahaha, I find it difficult to imagine how that quiz could have been more wrong. On the other hand, I really like border collies -- I knew a couple of very nice ones when I was a child. So I post this in honour of them -- here's to you, Jess and Floss.

Right, back to being incredibly un-border-collie-ish.

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Now that's poetry.

Hello, I'm hungover. So, instead of doing my ironing, I did that meme where you type your first name and 'is' into Google. I learnt a lot about myself, as you can see:

Sheldrake is always acting.
Sheldrake is needy
Sheldrake is a heroine to creaky feminist gorgons
Sheldrake is extremely bored right now
Sheldrake is my running mate
Sheldrake is forced to draw on life savings to live
Sheldrake is told to call 999 if Alan threatened to enter the house.
Sheldrake is the world's smallest mammal!
Sheldrake is an accomplished string arranger
Sheldrake is a course worth taking and a cookbook worth owning.
Sheldrake is a gorgeous vacation residence in a small palace of the 1700s
Sheldrake is only a phase of my subconsciousness
Sheldrake is at times a broad comedy
Sheldrake Is Hollywood's Most Famous Housewife.
Sheldrake is a beautiful girl! She is my favorite. I love her!
Sheldrake is best described as 'seasonal and fresh from the market'.
Sheldrake is very big!!!!!! :) Kisses!

And now... I'm going to give some serious thought to getting out of bed.

almostnever has declared today "comment to everyone on your friendslist" day. I like this idea, but I am a bit crap, so will probably be doing it very badly and sporadically, I expect. An opportunity to give those friendslist neighbours of yours a cheery wave on your way to the next injection of pornographic literature.

(I put the porn bit in because I felt it was all going a bit Waltons. Please forgive me -- I've not had enough sleep this week.)

Um. Yes. Where am I again?

Doctor Who is on tomorrow, you know.

When in doubt...

...Googlebomb...

...Bill Napoli

Am really rather fucked off about a number of things this evening, but this is the only one that's remotely important.

However, I liked today's Dinosaur Comic.

You are THE SCARECROW! Picked on as a child, you became obsessed with fear. For some reason, not many people seem to be instinctively afraid of a skinny guy dressed like a 'Wizard of Oz' cast off, so you developed toxins that can control peoples' innermost terrors.

Powers: Ominousness
Weapon of Choice: Fear Gas, to control your victims' phobias.
Greatest Weakness: You're terrified of Batman, not that you'd ever admit it.
Finest Moment: Finally driving Batman crazy, leaving him institutionalized at Arkham Asylum.
Insanity Level: Take a look through your wardrobe, and the answer should be obvious.
Quote: "Fear is power."


Which Batman villain are you?
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I may have, just slightly, engineered that.

I hear that Joan Collins said that David Cameron had a "face like a pudding." This annoys me no end, because I said ages ago that Charles Kennedy looked like an undercooked currant bun, and I stand by that.

I got tagged for this fascinating meme by the equally fascinating sophrosyne31: write five alternate versions of your life. It was very interesting to do, because I found I had no idea what was going to happen in my lives until I wrote them, and sometimes they went off in rather unusual directions. I'm afraid some are very silly and others are ridiculously melodromatic. Fun, though. I tag anyone who wants to do it, as I'd be interested to read any of them. (yeah, yeah, copout).

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