sheldrake

Complaining is all the rage these days, you know.

I myself felt moved to complain about John Barrowman here, after learning to my absolute horror that he owns a set of genitals, and that other human people may have seen these disgusting articles with their eyes. Seriously, I may have to be hospitalised at this news and then I will have to complain about the NHS. I hope you're happy, BBC.

Dear BBC,

Please do not change the time of things you put on, like Doctor Who. If it is on normally at 7pm, and you put it on at 7.40, there are some of us who are stupid, who will find this incredibly confusing and therefore miss the beginning and not be able to tape it properly because they are stupid. Those people will also not be able to watch it tomorrow because it clashes with Ugly Betty, which they have missed the two previous showings of. So they will have to either download it or wait till Friday, and their friends, like dandywalker and galactic_jack, will have to wait till Friday too, or just watch it with the beginning missing. All of which options are HIGHLY UNSATISFACTORY!

Thank you for your time.

WHERE IS MY TODAY PROGRAMME?????

BBC live news has gone on strike. This is a severe disruption to my morning, I'll have you know. Much as I love Just a Minute, it doesn't feel natural to be listening to it at this time of day. Humph.

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I'll also have you know that I fully intended to do a big post full of wonderful things this weekend. But I ran out of weekend. And now I am running out of not-being-at-work time.

Bye!

Because there ain't nothing else like it. And woe betide anyone who tries to take my Today Programme away.