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posted by [personal profile] tadorna at 09:07pm on 16/12/2004 under ,
I intend to take to my bed for the rest of my life. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.

kind regards

me
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posted by [identity profile] punkmeanscuddle.livejournal.com at 09:10pm on 16/12/2004
*adds wheels, an internet connection, mini fridge, bank machine, port-a-potty and telly to your bed*
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posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 09:52pm on 16/12/2004
God, that sounds good.

But I might swap the bank machine for a credit card and a bookcase.
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posted by [identity profile] punkmeanscuddle.livejournal.com at 09:54pm on 16/12/2004
*poof*

Done. and done.
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posted by [identity profile] shirecreature.livejournal.com at 09:39pm on 16/12/2004
Hope you know a crisp shop that delivers. :)
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posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 09:53pm on 16/12/2004
Believe it or not, I'm actually too tired even to eat crisps.
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posted by [identity profile] lauramcewan.livejournal.com at 10:41pm on 16/12/2004
Move over, honey. I've taken cough syrup with codeine in it and will summarily fall over soon.
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posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 12:33pm on 17/12/2004
*puts big cushion under you*
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posted by [identity profile] lebannen.livejournal.com at 12:39am on 17/12/2004
all you need to do first is print a copy of Confrontation... or of course you could get someone else to print it for you, that would work too...
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posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 12:34pm on 17/12/2004
Ah... sadly I have now returned to the real world where I have neglected to set aside any time for the reading of naughty stories...
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posted by [identity profile] ia-ne.livejournal.com at 05:53am on 17/12/2004
*pets*
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posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 12:35pm on 17/12/2004
Aw, thanks. :)
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yeeeeeeee!

posted by [identity profile] jodles.livejournal.com at 11:33am on 17/12/2004
Good plan!
Yes ... bed & pralines & Cream Haagen Dazs ...

mmm ...

Anyway ... you have to make sure you get up in time for Monday the 27th! We're heading out! .. and there is someone you just HAVE to meet :o)

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posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 12:38pm on 17/12/2004
hee, ok. :)
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posted by [identity profile] sophrosyne31.livejournal.com at 11:46am on 17/12/2004
i am having our deluxe-double-annexed-barrel complex fitted out with snuggly fold-away beds as we speak. there will be a shit-hot stereo system, impeccable internet access, a pipe-line food delivery service, complete privacy, fairy lights and a bath.

knock on my door when you're ready to move in. i know i am.

darling. you just hang in there. yeah? *embraces*
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posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 12:41pm on 17/12/2004
omg the barrel!

I am so ready for the barrel, you wouldn't believe!

You have a wonderful way with a barrel, you know...

:)
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posted by [identity profile] sophrosyne31.livejournal.com at 09:05pm on 17/12/2004
we shall make like oblomov in the russian novel, who takes to the bed for the rest of his life and has his chap do all the shopping.

barrel is comfy, uterus-like, and completely ready for you, my love. we even have coffee.

*sends a chap to come and pick you up*
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posted by [identity profile] galactic-jack.livejournal.com at 01:45pm on 17/12/2004
You missed out a word between take and to. The word should be cakes.

Cakes love bed. ;)
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posted by [identity profile] sheldrake.livejournal.com at 03:11pm on 17/12/2004
I do not feel that cakes and bed mix. I don't care how much they like bed, I'm not taking them.

Hm.

There's something very odd about that conversation.
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