Dear world

[tadorna]

I intend to take to my bed for the rest of my life. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.

kind regards

me

Comments

[punkmeanscuddle.livejournal.com]

*adds wheels, an internet connection, mini fridge, bank machine, port-a-potty and telly to your bed*

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

God, that sounds good.

But I might swap the bank machine for a credit card and a bookcase.

[punkmeanscuddle.livejournal.com]

*poof*

Done. and done.

[shirecreature.livejournal.com]

Hope you know a crisp shop that delivers. :)

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Believe it or not, I'm actually too tired even to eat crisps.

[lauramcewan.livejournal.com]

Move over, honey. I've taken cough syrup with codeine in it and will summarily fall over soon.

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

*puts big cushion under you*

[lebannen.livejournal.com]

all you need to do first is print a copy of Confrontation... or of course you could get someone else to print it for you, that would work too...

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Ah... sadly I have now returned to the real world where I have neglected to set aside any time for the reading of naughty stories...

[ia-ne.livejournal.com]

*pets*

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks. :)

yeeeeeeee!

[jodles.livejournal.com]

Good plan!
Yes ... bed & pralines & Cream Haagen Dazs ...

mmm ...

Anyway ... you have to make sure you get up in time for Monday the 27th! We're heading out! .. and there is someone you just HAVE to meet :o)

Re: yeeeeeeee!

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

hee, ok. :)

[sophrosyne31.livejournal.com]

i am having our deluxe-double-annexed-barrel complex fitted out with snuggly fold-away beds as we speak. there will be a shit-hot stereo system, impeccable internet access, a pipe-line food delivery service, complete privacy, fairy lights and a bath.

knock on my door when you're ready to move in. i know i am.

darling. you just hang in there. yeah? *embraces*

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

omg the barrel!

I am so ready for the barrel, you wouldn't believe!

You have a wonderful way with a barrel, you know...

:)

[sophrosyne31.livejournal.com]

we shall make like oblomov in the russian novel, who takes to the bed for the rest of his life and has his chap do all the shopping.

barrel is comfy, uterus-like, and completely ready for you, my love. we even have coffee.

*sends a chap to come and pick you up*

[galactic-jack.livejournal.com]

You missed out a word between take and to. The word should be cakes.

Cakes love bed. ;)

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

I do not feel that cakes and bed mix. I don't care how much they like bed, I'm not taking them.

Hm.

There's something very odd about that conversation.