sheldrake

Gacked from hjartad



ELIJAH
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From the Swahili root meaning "Vain Asshole"
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Personality
elijah has a thing for gay men

Emotional
elijah cries over spilled milk.

SEAN
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From the Ancient Egyptian root meaning "Licker of Toads"
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Natural
sean might die without Kenny G.

Physical
sean shouldn't breathe on anyone.

Mental
sean shouldn't be left alone with animals

VIGGO
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From the Chinese root meaning "Failure"
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Characteristics
viggo can't get a date.

Personality
viggo can't seem to stop pissing people off.

Mental
viggo has delusions of grandeur

ORLANDO
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From the Indian root meaning "Voyeur"
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Characteristics
orlando can't quite get that honesty thing down.

Personality
orlando wants to be an EC dancer.

Character
orlando runs from commitment.

DOMINIC
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From the Chinese root meaning "Complete Bastard"
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Characteristics
dominic drives over old ladies at intersections.

Motivation
dominic thinks they're God.


BILLY
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From the Greek root meaning "Failure"
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Personality
billy has a thing for Peter Pan.

Natural
billy likes sheep a great deal.

Mental
billy just might bite.

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